-Atheists can't do exponential functions, because they don't believe in higher powers.
-Tree powers, ACTIVATE!
-What's green and has wheels?
-I dunno. What?
-Grass. I lied about the wheels.
-Did you hear about the man who was completely burned on his left side? He's all right now.
-She's giggling behind you, isn't she?
-Like a maniac
MY TAPE! (Mattress people should remember this)
-Wait, what? What kind of answer is that?
-It's not. It's supposed to create an air of mystery.
Birthday PWN!
AAAAAAAHHHHH!!! (Fan-girl Shriek)
-I'm suffering from Broken Heart Syndrome.
-_-
-What? It's a real syndrome!
Be LEGIT and vote for BRIT!
"I don't need to flirt. I will seduce you with my awkwardness."
"You're flying to Chicago?"
(Dialogue)
-When's your birthday?
-March
-Oh, I thought it was in June....
"Lives with Henry? Is it a love affair?"
"Shut up, Josef."
"Billy owns a rice farm."
-Tree powers, ACTIVATE!
-What's green and has wheels?
-I dunno. What?
-Grass. I lied about the wheels.
-Did you hear about the man who was completely burned on his left side? He's all right now.
-She's giggling behind you, isn't she?
-Like a maniac
MY TAPE! (Mattress people should remember this)
-Wait, what? What kind of answer is that?
-It's not. It's supposed to create an air of mystery.
Birthday PWN!
AAAAAAAHHHHH!!! (Fan-girl Shriek)
-I'm suffering from Broken Heart Syndrome.
-_-
-What? It's a real syndrome!
Be LEGIT and vote for BRIT!
"I don't need to flirt. I will seduce you with my awkwardness."
"You're flying to Chicago?"
(Dialogue)
-When's your birthday?
-March
-Oh, I thought it was in June....
"Lives with Henry? Is it a love affair?"
"Shut up, Josef."
"Billy owns a rice farm."
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